We're as surprised as you are that we've got to this stage, but it's true, we've decided to finally do a review of Philip Jackson's newest cinematic endeavour- 'The Hobbit Number One'.
So, Listeners, strap yourself in for a wild ride as we discuss three part adaptations, 48 frames-per-second, three dimensions and a bunch of dwarves which some would uncharitably describe as being 'as thick as pigshit'.
Let's get to it!
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Review
WARNING- This review may insinuate that Bilbo Baggins possesses 'extreme' animal pornography.