Tuesday, 29 January 2013

WHINECAST- 'Zero Dark Thirty'

It's time for WHINECAST to head to the movies once again and this week it's to see the critically acclaimed, controversy baiting ZERO DARK THIRTY, directed by young Kathy Bigelow.

So, are we wrapped up in the investigation against poor old Bin Laden? Are we thrilled, chilled and terrified as his wherabouts are extracted via torture? Are we able to remember what Jessica Chastain's boobs were like in 'Lawless'?

All these questions AND more will be answered in our brand new WHINECAST!

Boys? Let's get to it.

Zero Dark Thirty Review

WARNING- This review may involve us accidentally endorsing torture, shortly before Chris's brain gives out and he proceeds to make a series of half assed statements that make him seem like the class dunce.

Monday, 28 January 2013

The Lost Rewatch Podcast #76 - 'The Constant'

Boys and gals, it's time for the Lost Rewatch Podcast to return with one of the killer episodes of season 4 and that one that, to this day, leaves plenty of tantalising morsels to discuss/get pissed off by. So, go mental in a chopper, leave the tap running and make a expensive international call, it's time to make the Lost Rewatch Podcast your constant!

WARNING- This episode may feature some of that Timey Wimey business that leaves your brain dribbling out of your nose.

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

WHINECAST- 'Les Miserables' review

Hello there, Film fans!

Well, last week, with old 'Django' we did suggest we might do this - and indeed we have :a full review for Tom Hooper's adaptation of 'Les Miserables'! We wanted to take ourselves out of our comfort zone a bit with this review, to try and get our thoughts on a film that we might not traditionally associate with the WHINECAST analysis and boy, we had a rootin' tootin' good time!

So, end your slavery, become the mayor, go on the run and then eventually die as we get ready to feel miserable!

Les Miserables Review

WARNING- This review may feature some pathetically incorrect pronunciations of character names.

Monday, 21 January 2013

The Lost Rewatch Podcast #75 - 'Eggtown'

Okay then, playas, it's time to dive back in with this week's edition of the Lost Rewatch Podcast!

This week, it's time for good old Katie to get herself a flash forward which means that shit is going to go down serious style in the courtroom.

So, get ready to take the stand and lie through your teeth as we pay a visit to 'Eggtown'!

Eggtown Commentary

WARNING- This episode may feature Kate's mother stubbornly clinging on to life like sputum in a porcelain sink

Friday, 18 January 2013

WHINECAST- 'Django Unchained'

Hello there, film fans!

It's time for one of the releases of the year that the two of us have been most eagerly anticipating- the new production from famed writer/directior Quentin Travers. Yes, that's right, it's time to get to grips with QT's western epic 'Django Unchained'.

Much like the film, it's a lengthy one for us this time, but that's because we just can't seem to decide exactly how we feel about the latest entry in the QT canon.

So,  it's time to turns on your masters, practice your German and get ready to blow up the plantation!

Boys? Let's get to it

Django Unchained Review

WARNING- This review may hypocritically feature two boys banging on for far too long about knowing when to stop

Monday, 14 January 2013

The Lost Rewatch Podcast #74 - 'The Economist'

Hola, Losties!

We're back this week with one of the true gems of Lost season 4, the Sayid centric 'The Economist'. However, as great as this episode is, it does leave us with a few puzzling questions about how the flash forward fits into the shoW as it eventually develops and boy, you can bet your bottom dollar that we discuss 'dem concerns to the proper max!

So, get out your hair straighteners, attach your silencer and get ready to flirt with an exotic foreigner-because shit is about to get truly real!

The Economist Commentary

WARNING- This episode may feature Sayid making sweet love to a woman, only to have her die moments later...AGAIN.

Monday, 7 January 2013

The Lost Rewatch Podcast #73 'Confirmed Dead'

Well then! No sooner have we got used to these new fangled flash forwards, those pesky Lost producers throw a bloomin' flashback in our faces! But fear not, as this mother is multi centric and introduces us to a gang that we know and love, those delightful Freighter Folk (TM)

So, throw your bags out of the chopper and prepare to open your 'chute as we get ready to analyse this delightful slice of the Lost pie!

Confirmed Dead Commentary

WARNING- This episode may feature the introduction of Frank The Penis, known worldwide for his massive member, which measures sixteen inches when fully erect (it varies when relaxed).

Saturday, 5 January 2013

WHINECAST- 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey' review

We're as surprised as you are that we've got to this stage, but it's true, we've decided to finally do a review of Philip Jackson's newest cinematic endeavour- 'The Hobbit Number One'.

So, Listeners, strap yourself in for a wild ride as we discuss three part adaptations, 48 frames-per-second, three dimensions and a bunch of dwarves which some would uncharitably describe as being 'as thick as pigshit'.

Let's get to it!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Review

WARNING- This review may insinuate that Bilbo Baggins possesses 'extreme' animal pornography.

Tuesday, 1 January 2013

The Lost Rewatch Podcast #71 'The Beginning of the End'

Happy new year, Lost fans!

The rewatch podcast is now back for 2013 and ready to kick off the second half of the show with season 4, the season that saw major changes to the show.  Join us now, as we discuss cabins, ghosts, beards and lady hands in yet another Lost Rewatch Podcast!

The Beginning of the End Commentary

WARNING- This episode may feature Jorge Garcia trying to impersonate Evangeline Lilly. Yeah.