So many things have changed since we last spoke. Old Stevey Moffat went and retired to enjoy a life of sun, sex and sangria on the beaches of Ibiza. Also, Doctor Who himself, Peter Capaldi, only went and decided he’d had enough of his willy and that he wanted to see if the grass truly is greener on the other side. Who'd have thought it?
But what better way to honour the departed Moffat and Capaldi duo, than by heading back to when Moffat was first announced as the incoming showrunner, to before we’d ever seen Capaldi’s cue cards or Smith’s fez- to when we first met Professor River Song and realised that, under Moffat, the Doctor’s personal life was indeed about to go fully timey wimey!