Did you go to science school? Did you do, like, really well? Do you like wearing a sweater vest, looking after the welfare of stunning teenagers and occasionally showing glimpses of being a sneaky manipulative bastard? Well, then you must be Dr. Ben Linus, proud resident of a make believe bizarro world where you wish yourself paralysed and invent a son who can only communicate through a series of beep and, yes, boops
It's time to go back to school!
'Dr. Linus' Commentary
WARNING - This episode may feature such a great scene with Ben and Ilana that you'll become enraged at the thought of how the show is about to dispose of Illana like a used condom (with dynamite).